Julia Roberts Gets A Real Job

Julia Roberts has become the spokeswoman and chair of Dallas-based Earth Biofuels' advisory board.

"It's very important that we expand our use of clean energy and make a long-term commitment to it. Biodiesel and ethanol are better for the environment and for the air we breathe," -AP

After making this announcement Roberts drove by limo to her private boat, so she could get to her private jet. All of which, of course, runs on fairy dust.