Oprah, Still Not Gay

Oprah & her best friend Gayle King wanted to make it clear that they are in fact - not gay.

"I understand why people think we're gay," she says. "There isn't a definition in our culture for this kind of bond between women. So I get why people have to label it — how can you be this close without it being sexual?" -O Magazine

Well I'm glad Oprah has set the record "straight" on this one. Now anyone who gave a shit can relax and contemplate the real question; "What does this mean for me?"
So we can pretend this worthless bit of information means something for the time we've spent having to read about it.