Madonna Is Not Jesus

Madonna's plan to stage a pretend crucifixion during her Sunday concert in Rome, has outraged the religious community.

"Madonna does not think Jesus would be mad at her, as his teaching of loving thy neighbor and tolerance is Madonna's message as well. The context of Madonna's performance on the crucifix is not negative nor disrespectful toward the church." - AP

It appears being criticized by Madonna is like having a mentally handicap person pee on your floor. It's unpleasant, but completely unavoidable.

Apparently dressing like a pirate from the discount rack at Wal-Mart , big shiny crucifixes, and magical red strings are the only three things she hasn't criticized.