Paramount Cans Cruise

According to the Wall Street Journal, Paramount studios have decided not to renew Tom Cruise's contract.

The Viacom chairman stated "... we don't think that someone who effectuates creative suicide and costs the company revenue should be on the lot."

Creative suicide. Paramount fired Tom Cruise and kept Steve-O, to produce a second "Jackass". A second "Jackass"!
This is priceless. Paramount thinks Steve-O is less of a liability than Tom Cruise. Oh my god what a slap in the face. If I were Cruise I'd kill myself right now. He's probably crying his beady little eyes out to his brainwashed girlfriend as we speak.
Maybe if he had stapled his balls to Oprah's couch then set it on fire he'd still have a job.

Live and learn Cruise, Live and learn.