Celebutard Quicky

Since this blog is run by an over worked corporate whore whose free time is spent in a class room I haven't posted in a while- so I'll play catch up in 'Celebutard Quicky'.

Anna Nicole's son dies in the Bahamas while the toxicology reports are still pending, I suspect drugs had something to do with his untimely demise, unless of course Miss Peacock & Mr. Plum have recently vacationed in the area, then I suspect a candle stick and a possible lead pipe might be involved.

Michael Jackson is shopping around Ireland for a possible new home. Bizarro Peter Pan is apparently looking for land to build another amazing theme park filled with all things Irish like leprechauns and magic. Only this time the rainbow leads to a child sex ring in Frankenpan’s bed.

Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake are claiming they were nearly run over by an enraged photographer after the two chased after him. Too bad Shepard Smith wasn’t the photographer; he’s a way better driver.

Jessica & Ashley Simpson’s father has decided to become a photographer. Hooray, another creepy old man with a camera just what the world needed. Maybe Joe Simpson can mail a photo of Jessica’s perfect smile on a post card that reads “Jesus Loves you” to one of those physically deformed kids in some 3rd world country, because the Enquirer doesn’t deliver to the Congo.

and finally the popular reality TV bounty hunter, ‘Dog’ Duane Chapman was arrested in Hawaii & extradited to Mexico after capturing Max Factor heir Andrew Luster in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for rape charges he was wanted for in the United States. This story has all the trimmings of a Celebutard pick of the month. The US government punishing a man who did the US & the world a favor is now sitting in a jail cell in a country that ironically, has stated they will not turn over their own people whom commit crimes in the US.
This might be the only time in history that someone has uttered the phrase; "Damn! I wish I had been born in Mexico."

The Death of a Legend

I do not want to believe what I just read. 10 minutes ago it was announced, the man, not the myth; Steve Irwin “the Crocodile Hunter” has died. A stingray punctured his heart while diving off the coast of Australia, because of this today shall be known as Black Monday. The World's most awesome man has died. A passionate conservationist and wild life icon he went to the extreme for everything he loved; reminding us of the kind of person we're supposed to be. He was a hero, and the world is a darker place with out him.

Our hearts go out to his grieving family.


RIP Steve Irwin (1962-2006)
A candle twice as bright burns half has long.